I have chosen this clip-art family to show you what Lisa and I imagined our Sunday-Before-Memorial-Day picnic was going to look like! I'd be the handsome fellow in the center! Only a couple things were different:
Everyone else in town had the exact same idea at the exact same time.
The first place we picked to spread our blanket was too close to the people who actually brought a GENERATOR to power their loud stereo!
The second place was downwind of somebody who'd used nearly a gallon of lighter fluid on their hot-dog charcoal. I'm still a little dizzy.
We had no fruit or bubbles.
There's something strange about the kids in this picture. What is it? Oh, I know!! They're not fighting!