1. I do everything around here!—It sure feels that way but ask yourself this: Are you the one unclogging the garbage disposal or mowing the lawn? If you answered yes, then you're allowed to use this phrase forever and ever.

2. You're never here!--He's probably never there because he's busy providing for your family. Give your husband a break.

3. Stop! You're doing it wrong!--Husbands are damned if they do, and damned if they don't. So what if he's doing wrong? At least he's doing it.

4. Why do I always have to ask for your help?--Because you do. The end.

5. I'm not your mother!---Your husband may need some caring for but guess what? He's a happier and better man because of you.

6. You just don't get it!--Poor husbands. They really get the poo slung at 'em sometimes (and not just by their kids). They know how hard we work, even if it doesn't feel like it sometimes.

7. I can't take it anymore!--Men don't know what to do with this information. Are they supposed to hug you? Run and hide? Deep breath. Calm down. Be specific about what's bothering you.

There's a Hoarder So Messy, You Can See His Overflowing House on Google Maps

 If you're fascinated by HOARDERS . . . which I'm guessing you are, since EVERYONE'S fascinated by hoarders . . . you're going to want to check this out.

--In East San Jose, California, a local ABC station is on a MISSION to help one extreme hoarder.  How extreme?  He's hoarded so much stuff that it completely fills his yard, and you can actually see the mess on a Google Maps satellite photo.

--The guy's name is Richard Baker.  He's 58, and apparently he's been collecting stuff at his house for 40 YEARS.  His neighbors describe him as eccentric and volatile.

--Finally the ABC affiliate stepped in and started making calls, and the city is working to get him some help.  The fire marshal declared the scene unsafe, so cleanup is starting and will supposedly take two months.

--And Richard is getting treatment for his mental health issues. 

44% of the Salt We Eat Comes from These Ten Foods

 According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control, the ten saltiest foods we eat make up 44% of our sodium intake.  Most of them aren't NATURALLY salty . . . food companies ADD the salt.

--In fact, the USDA says naturally occurring salt only accounts for about 13% of our sodium intake.  Another 77% is added by food manufacturers, and only 10% is what they call "discretionary salt use".  That's the salt you add while cooking or at the table. 

--Basically, nine out of ten people are getting too much salt, which can lead to high blood pressure and heart problems.  So cutting back on any these is probably a good idea.  And some of the top ten are surprising.

#1.)  Bread.  According to the CDC, it's the number one source of salt in our diet.  Bagels are the worst.  A Dunkin' Donuts Salt Bagel has almost 3,500 milligrams of sodium, which is one-and-a-half times what you should have in a whole DAY.

--You're not supposed to have more than 2,300 milligrams.  So an onion bagel is better.  They have about 380 milligrams of sodium.

#2.)  Deli Meat.  Some are obviously better than others, but most deli meats and cured meats are high in salt.  For example, six thin slices of salami have 1,130 milligrams of salt . . . or the same amount as 39 Ritz crackers.

#3.)  Pizza.  A large slice of pepperoni at Pizza Hut has about 600 milligrams of salt, and you never just eat one piece.  A personal deep-dish pizza at Uno has almost 5,000 milligrams of salt.

#4.)  Poultry.  If you check the label on raw chicken at the grocery store, it usually says something like "10% broth solution."  That translates to about 60 extra milligrams of salt per chicken breast.  So look for packages that say "No added broth."

#5.)  Soup.  Chicken noodle soup is one of the saltiest soups, especially if you get it from a restaurant.  Minestrone is better.  It has about one-third as much salt.

#6.)  Burgers and Sandwiches.  A cheeseburger at McDonald's or a sandwich at Quizno's can have 4,000 milligrams of salt.  So the burgers and sandwiches you make at home are generally healthier.

#7.)  Cheese.  Parmesan and cottage cheese are both loaded with salt.  They each have about 900 milligrams per cup.  Low-sodium versions are obviously better.  And regular cheddar has about half as much.

#8.)  Pasta.  The actual noodles aren't really the problem.  It's what you put ON them.  Sauces are usually high in salt, especially at restaurants.  And things like Ramen Noodles are worse.  One package has over 2,000 milligrams.

#9.)  Steak.  It doesn't HAVE to be high in salt, but it usually is.  Country fried or chicken fried steak is the worst.  One steak can have upwards of 6,000 milligrams of salt.  A regular filet has about a quarter of that.

#10.)  Salty Snacks.  This is the one people struggle with most.  Things like chips, popcorn, and pretzels are literally COVERED in salt.

--Seventeen Rold Gold pretzels . . . which is one serving . . . contain almost 20% of the salt you're supposed to have in a day.

(Men's Health)