THIS is what I'm talking about.  Of course, it would go bad before I was halfway through with it.  Takes 20 hours to make, so call ahead.

Mallie’s Sports Bar and Grill is now serving a huge burger that weights a whopping 338.6 lbs. It’s more than 3 feet high.

If you want to enjoy it, you better bring your checkbook. The massive meat load costs a whopper-ing $2,000.

More here: http://malliesbar.com/GBW.htm