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The big news yesterday…Jessica Simpson is pregnant again! This is coming from "Us Weekly". A source says, quote, "It definitely wasn't planned." If this is true…and no one has officially confirmed it yet . . . there's no word what it'll do to her Weight Watchers deal. A company spokeswoman would only say, quote, "Any questions related to Jessica's personal life can only be answered by her team. "Meanwhile, Jessica's rep says, quote, "I'm not going to comment on this speculation." Jessica's daughter Maxwell was born only seven months ago
Ashton Kutcher is old news…with emphasis on the "OLD". Because Demi Moore reportedly has a new man…and he's almost half her age. His name is Vito Schnabel, and he's 26. Demi just turned 50 earlier this month. And Ashton is a shriveled-up 34. Vito is an art dealer and the son of artist and director Julian Schnabel. The couple met at a party in India earlier this month. Vito previously dated Elle MacPherson and Liv Tyler.
"Life & Style" magazine says that before Miley Cyrus will marry Liam Hemsworth, she wants an iron-clad prenup to protect her fortune…and her dogs. Miley is worth $130 million, and she doesn't want to lose a dime of it. Of course, Liam's got $20 million of his own, so it's not like he needs any of her cash. But money's not the only thing she's worried about. A source says, quote, "Miley has a half-dozen dogs that are her babies. She doesn't want to lose them."
"Entertainment Weekly" has named Ben Affleck the Entertainer of the Year. Other honorees include Channing Tatum, Jennifer Lawrence, Seth MacFarlane, Joss Whedon, Anne Hathaway, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Kerry Washington.
Just in case you needed it, here's evidence that no woman anywhere in the world is satisfied with her appearance. Last night, Katy Perry attended a UNICEF event, looking stunning…and FEELING FAT. She told "Us Weekly", quote, "I feel like my [fat] is sticking out so bad right now. I almost always wear [Spanx], but not tonight, and I feel it pushing out, making me look fat." 
Photo courtesy of Us Weekly
Sources say Angus T. Jones will NOT quit "Two and a Half Men" . . . and will honor his contract, which runs through the end of this season. However, there's a good chance he won't come back if the show continues beyond this season…but nothing has been decided yet. We don't even know if "Two and a Half Men" will be renewed for another season. TMZ claims other "sources" have told them that Angus wanted to quit after last season, but his reps and family convinced him it would be "stupid" to walk out on a contract that could earn him "as much as $15 million."
Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen has invited Angus to join him on his new FX sitcom "Anger Management". He also says he thinks "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre is responsible for causing Angus to "suffer" an "emotional tsunami."
This might go without saying…but ABC will pay tribute to Dick Clark on this year's "New Year's Rockin' Eve". Dick passed away in April. Fergie and Jenny McCarthy will host the two-hour tribute, which will air at 8:00 P.M. on New Year's Eve. Ryan Seacrest is returning to host the rest of the night's festivities. A few musical guests have already been announced, including Taylor Swift, Carly Rae Jepson, Flo Rida and Pitbull. (--Dick hosted the show every year from 1975 to 2004. In December of 2004, he suffered a stroke, and Regis Philbin stepped in to ring in 2005. Dick returned the following year, alongside Ryan who became the main host. Ryan has hosted the show ever since, with Dick making brief appearances.)
The unstoppable list-makers at Forbes.com have put together a rundown of The World's Highest-Paid Musicians. The estimates are based on total earnings from May of LAST year up through this past May. Dr. Dre topped the list with $110 MILLION. A lot of that money came from his Beats headphone line. Like Dre, most of the artists on the list made a bulk of their money from touring and side businesses…not from actual music sales.
Here's the list:
1.) Dr. Dre, $110 million
2.) Roger Waters, $88 million
3.) Elton John, $80 million
4.) U2, $78 million
5.) The British group Take That, $69 million
6.) Bon Jovi, $60 million
7.) Britney Spears, $58 million
8.) (tie) Paul McCartney and Taylor Swift, with $57 million apiece
10.) (tie) Justin Bieber and Toby Keith, with $55 million each
12.) Rihanna, $53 million
13.) Lady Gaga, $52 million
14.) Foo Fighters, $47 million
15.) (tie) Diddy and Katy Perrty, with $45 million apiece
17.) Kenny Chesney, $44 million
18.) Beyoncé, $40 million
19.) Red Hot Chili Peppers, $39 million
20.) Jay-Z, $38 million
21.) Coldplay, $37 million
22.) (tie) Adele and Kanye West, with $35 million each
24.) Michael Bublé, $34 million
25.) Sade, $33 million
(--You can find brief write-ups on each one in a slideshow, here. And for more on how they compiled the list, hit up this Forbes.com article.)
Lindsay Lohan may be in trouble again. Word is she was arrested early this morning for allegedly fighting with another customer at a New York City nightclub. She attended Justin Bieber’s gig at Madison Square Garden, then went to the club “Avenue,” Where she got into an altercation with a female. Cops were called and took her into custody. She was booked on a charge of assault.
Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman were spotted together at an airport yesterday.--There's no word if they're back together. They wouldn't talk to the cameraman, and as soon as they realized they were being filmed, Rhea sped up so they weren't walking side-by-side anymore.
It looks like things are cool between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. They were spotted kissing over a late-night dinner Tuesday night. The two of them showed up at the Dream Hotel in New York City just before midnight. A source says, quote, "It was just the two of them, sitting together. At first they were quietly talking and then they started kissing. They were smiling, definitely seemed happy! They weren't fighting." They stayed for about 30 minutes, before leaving hand-in-hand.
Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown wrecked her Camaro in Alpharetta, Georgia yesterday, after she ran it off the road and down an embankment. Bobbi struck several small trees on the way down, but wasn't injured. It doesn't appear that drugs or alcohol were involved. Police think she just lost control while making a left turn out of her apartment complex. She was given a citation, though…for failure to maintain lane.
